1 The Best Things In Life
2 D’Ye Ken Ted Moult?
3 Reasons To Be Miserable (Part 10)*
4 Rod Hull Is Alive - Why?
5 Dickie Davies Eyes
6 The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman
7 I Was A Teenage Armchair Honved Fan
8 Arthur’s Farm
9 Carry On Cremating  (ACD Only)
9 All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit (Back Again in the DHSS Only)
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10 Albert Hammond Bootleg (live)*
11 Reflections In A Flat (live)*
12 Sealclubbing (live)*
13 Architecture And Morality, Ted And Alice (live)*
14 Fuckin’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus (live)*
15 Time Flies By (When Your The Driver Of A Train) (live)*
16 All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit (live)*
17 The Trumpton Riots (live)*
* Are bonus tracks on “ACD” recorded live at The Leadmill Sheffield
 
The Trumpton Riots (7in remix) Back Again in the DHSS only)
I Hate Nerys Hughes (From The Heart) (live) (DHSS cassette only)
 
 

Released 1987 LP and 1988 CD